Jokes

Drug Education

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,

"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 12 people to give up drugs forever."

"12 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used two coins, your honor. I told them this (the fifty cents) is your brain before drugs and this (the five cents) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second one.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 146 people to give up drugs forever."

"146 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used a similar approach, your honor. I said (holding up the five cent coin) this is your anus before prison.....