Jokes

The Golfer

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to hit when a voice came over the PA system. "Will the gentleman on the ladies tee please move back to the men's tee".

He looked up and then resumed addressing the ball again. The voice again- "Will the Man on the Red tees move back to the White Tees"!!

He looked back at the starters shack and said, "Will the man on the PA kindly shut up so that the man on the ladies tee can hit his second shot".