Someone You Know?

  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  • Got into the gene pool when the life guard wasn't looking.

  • A room temperature IQ.

  • A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on.

  • A prime candidate for natural deselection.

  • Bright as Alaska in December.

  • During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

  • Fell out of the family tree.

  • Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

  • He's so dense, light bends around him.

  • If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

  • If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered once a week.

  • If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

  • It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.

  • One neuron short of a synapse.

  • Was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

  • Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

  • One sandwich short of a picnic.


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