More Bumper Stickers

  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  • If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • Mind Like a Steel Trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 States.

  • Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have.

  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way.

  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

  • He who hesitates is probably right.

  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.

  • Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

  • To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  • If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

  • A fool and his money are soon partying.

  • Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

  • If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

  • We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

  • Hang up and drive.

  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

  • When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

  • Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.


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